Deep Waters: They’re Protecting a Ritual

Sam, Dylan, and Dark Smith are back to break down: Dark Smith showing up barefoot like a giant hobbit, Sam spiraling in shame over the ravioli Dana keeps using to fatten up the pig, the show cracking the top 100 most-hyped on all of YouTube, the explosive New York [...]

By |2026-06-14T16:56:57-08:00June 14, 2026|Deep Waters|

Deep Waters: The Vatican Lied About This for One Hundred Years

Sam, Dylan, and Dark Smith are back to break down: Dylan returning from Italy with food poisoning and 50 silent farts blamed on his infant daughter in economy class, Sam officially declaring himself a solo anarchist who is never voting again, the Three Secrets of Fatima and the Portuguese [...]

By |2026-06-13T09:06:22-08:00June 6, 2026|Deep Waters|

Deep Waters: The Angel Has Poured the Sixth Bowl

Sam, Dylan, and Darksmith are back to break down: Sam gifting Ryan a wildly suspicious self-published manifesto titled "Why Nukes Aren't Real" by Tamra Shavel that appears to have been sold off the Santa Monica Pier, the show climbing to #4 most hyped on YouTube while still unable to [...]

By |2026-05-24T07:10:11-08:00May 24, 2026|Deep Waters|

Deep Waters: America is Up For Sale

Sam, Dylan, and Darksmith are back to break down: the show officially becoming the #5 most hyped podcast on YouTube and the desperate push to dethrone the kosher villa hik…Sam and Dylan are back to break down: the show officially becoming the #5 most hyped podcast on YouTube and [...]

By |2026-05-16T21:00:23-08:00May 16, 2026|Deep Waters|

Deep Waters: The White House Baalroom

Sam Tripoli, Dylan Wrenn, and Darksmith are back to break down: Comment of the Week, the fake assassination attempt at the White House Correspondents Dinner, Oz Pearlman the Israeli mentalist somehow not seeing it coming, the suspiciously calm reactions from JD Vance, Bondi, and Rubio while Cheryl Hines gets [...]

By |2026-05-02T21:26:14-08:00May 2, 2026|Deep Waters|

Deep Waters: How to Hold Your White Male Friends Accountable

Sam and Dylan are back to break down: Kristi Noem’s husband’s huge sloppy fake stuff, $25K on Cash App, his lack of commitment to the bit, and Trump reacting to the scandal. Then it’s straight into the Throat Goat domain gold rush, strip clubs printing money from soldiers shipping [...]

By |2026-04-05T07:33:43-08:00April 5, 2026|Deep Waters|

Deep Waters: They Found a Second Sphinx

Sam and Dylan are back to break down the discovery of the second Sphinx, Donald Trump hanging with losers, Chinese AI Squid vids, Kash Patel’s goon handle, Claude’s new humanity destroyer and more.

By |2026-03-28T21:10:47-08:00March 28, 2026|Deep Waters|
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