We kick off this extra-long episode by discussing Sam’s big return to jiu-jitsu before getting into his hilarious encounter with a homeless woman. Later in the show we talk Project Blue Beam, UFOs, the depop agenda, methods of slowing the passage of time, a crazy synchronicity with the Ohio train derailment, and way more.

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Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard