Host Sam Tripoli reveals that he recently paid a trans person to shave his undercarriage on this week’s Broken Simulation. Also this week, AI creeps us out just a little bit more, and someone stills an insane number of chicken wings.

Plus: We have a few big announcements, including an important record being broken by someone other than LeBron James, then we talk about bloodstains on the steps of Congress, chickenwing theft, and a lookalike crime.

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