This week Sam is mildly devastated by the combined blow of a bingo card created for Tin Foil Hat listeners and his recent losses in traffic court.
Also this episode: Mexico’s president shares a photo of what he claims is an elf, we compare Uber ratings and then debut a new segment.
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Unless Bravo has blown out is back ,or something, he would destroy your Uber driver, son….. How dare you. And thank God Johnny came and scooped up that comedy goldmine that was Kelly’s hot pink pant suit ensemble. I really thought I had slipped into a dimension where even comedians have accepted this Pop, androgynous fuckery as normal. Again Sam, how dare you! not comment on the pearl necklace and gem studded hoop earrings. Or the flirtatious and naughty expression that that man had on his face, rivaling the most seductive high priced hooker…….damn it, Sam
Sam. You hold it all inside. The people already know. That’s why they need you to tell them. One X at a time. Make your Jew.
Johnny. You’re so good with your computer! And you read with such confidence! Good for you, buddy!