This week Sam is mildly devastated by the combined blow of a bingo card created for Tin Foil Hat listeners and his recent losses in traffic court.

Also this episode: Mexico’s president shares a photo of what he claims is an elf, we compare Uber ratings and then debut a new segment.

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